Pre launch VIP LIST
Get the first run Before Anyone Else
ZOET (pronounced /zut/ or zoot) Weight Plates are a gummy candy bringing 20 grams of complete protein and 5 grams of creatine in a 95 grams serving. The VIP list gets first access.
Free to join. One email at launch.
- 20 grams protein and 5 grams creatine per 95 gram serving
- Real sugar, no sugar alcohols or artificial sweeteners
Before anyone else
The list gets it first, and gets it two for one.
We've made a candy that carries 20 grams of protein and 5 grams of creatine in a 95 gram serving. It is not on sale yet. The people on this list get early access to our first run.
- First pick of flavors before they go live
- No unnecessary spam
Claim your spot
You're in. Step 2 of 2, optional
Help us build flavors you'll fight over.
Tell us your taste, or skip it. Either way, you are already on the list.
You're on the list.
Watch your inbox. Your buy one get one code arrives the day the first run goes live.
One email at launch. No drip campaign, unsubscribe any time.
Per 95g serving
- 20grams
- Complete protein
- 5grams
- Creatine monohydrate
- 165
- Calories
- 95grams
- Every pouch, one serving
Every pouch is one full 95 gram serving: 165 calories, 20 grams protein and 5 grams creatine. Every pouch, one serving, nothing to measure.
What you are getting in first
Protein, minus the punishment.
This is the part worth being early for. No shaker bottle, no sandy scoop, no brick you have to chew through on the way to work.
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Not
BulkyPocket sized
Single serve pouches, not a tub. One lives in a jacket pocket, a glovebox or a gym bag.
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Not
ChalkyActually chewy
Soft bite gummy texture. Nothing to shake, stir or force down.
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Not
CrunchyReal candy
Made like candy first. It chews like the stuff you already reach for.
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No
AftertasteJust flavor
Real sugar, no sugar alcohols, no artificial sweetener finish.
Straight answers
What joining the list actually means.
When does it launch?
We are not putting a date on it until the first run is confirmed. The list finds out before anyone else.
Does joining cost anything or commit me to anything?
No. It is an email address. You are not pre ordering and you are not being charged.
How many emails am I signing up for?
One at launch with your early access code.
What is creatine, in plain English?
Something your body already makes, and something you already eat if you eat red meat or fish. It helps your muscles produce energy for short, hard efforts. Taking 5 grams a day keeps your stores fuller than diet alone usually manages.
Do I have to work out for this to be worth it?
No. Protein and creatine both do their job whether or not you train. Training gives you more to gain from them, but plenty of people take both for everyday energy and for holding on to the muscle they already have.
Last thing
Candy with a purpose.
The first run is small. The list gets it first.
- Free to join
- Unsubscribe any time